Every so often, I love to prank my husband. It has to be a rarity, and it HAS to be good. So the other day after having a dream about getting with twins I decided to get him. I often times have dreams that 'tell the future' (don't knock it, ask my Mommy in law and her new baby boy!) and whenever I tell Bryce about one involving babies he gets scared to say the least. I let it rest for a couple days and then I spent a couple extra minutes in the bathroom... I had found a positive pregnancy test from Charlotte in a neglected cupboard in the bathroom and you know when you have that 'Aha' moment, where the light comes on? Had one.
So I try to look shocked and run out into the front room, tossing the test on my hubby's lap as I passed by. I then ran to the kitchen and waited to see his reaction. A moment passes and he's staring at it...
I'm starting to wonder if he's still breathing...
He looks up... Out the window for a second, then bounces off the couch.
'This is a joke, you're kidding me...' (he's not at all amused...)
I'm full of the giggles at this point but I shake my head...
'You've GOT to be kidding me.' (still not amused...)
I shake my head again...
'This had better be a freaking joke.'
'What's the issue?!'
'Nothing... but babies are freaking expensive.'
(All color has drained from his face at this point. Probably thinking about the $5000 deductible on our new insurance.)
'Well then...' I say, attempting to be serious.
'It's a good thing that i'm only kidding!!!!!!!'
*Pause*
'I'm gonna skin you, Em..'
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